Sex Jokes

Posted on July 4, 2007
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SEX ON TEXT

Press down… down more… Ok more… YES ahh ohh yes… almost there… yeah oh shit harder… SO GOOD…! mmmmm… That’s how I sex on text!

YOU ARE WANTED

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking… So where are you gonna hide Me?

LOVE AND SEX

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

SEX IS …

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!

GIVE ME ALL YOUR $$$

MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U

NIGHT PRAYER

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can’t make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

WHAT I NEED

I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!

WRONG NUMBER

U’ve got SEX APPEAL … U’ve got INTELLIGENCE … U’ve got CLASS … U got da FACE, U got da BODY … I got the wrong number … SORRY

NO SEX !

There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face …NO SEX !

PHONE ENGAGE

hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin ‘THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER’

DEMONSTRATION

Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to
increase the population for a younger generation do you get the
nformation…or do you need a demonstration.

SEX IS EVIL

Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in.

VIRGIN

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

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