Funny Jokes

Posted on July 4, 2007
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UPGRADE

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait….Searching….searching…still searching….sorry,NO BRAIN found…!

HISTORY

All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

EVERYBODY

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

PRICELESS

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.

FUNNY

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

PAYOFF

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

MARRIGE

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

REMEMBER

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

ALIKE

Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

RIME

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

BAD SEX

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

YOUR MIND

Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!

PROGRAMING

Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…

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